{"id":4829,"date":"2019-03-24T22:28:47","date_gmt":"2019-03-25T03:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vashl.com\/web\/?page_id=4829"},"modified":"2025-06-15T09:11:53","modified_gmt":"2025-06-15T14:11:53","slug":"yoga-hosers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/vashl.com\/web\/yoga-hosers\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoga Hosers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
The Yoga Hosers<\/strong> are an international street hockey team and a member club of the VASHL.<\/p>\n

They were officially introduced as part of the 2019 expansion<\/strong>, which also included the <\/span>Bethlehem Buddies<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Yoga Hosers are based on the 2016 American horror comedy film of the same name<\/a>, written and directed by Kevin Smith <\/span>\u2014the second installment in Smith\u2019s True North trilogy<\/strong> and a spin-off of Tusk<\/em>. The film stars Johnny Depp alongside his daughter Lily-Rose Depp and Smith’s daughter Harley Quinn Smith. <\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/p>\n

The film focuses on Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie, two average 15-year-old girls that spend their days studying yoga with their guru, Yogi Bayer, and working an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called <\/span>Eh-2-Zed<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Yoga Hosers<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Founded<\/th>\n2019<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
History<\/th>\nYoga Hosers<\/strong>
\n2019-present<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
View Askew Inspiration<\/th>\nYoga Hosers<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
Colors<\/th>\nAlizarin crimson red, black and white.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Words<\/th>\nWe got a database of yoga hosers.<\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mascot<\/th>\nYogi Bayer<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Captain<\/th>\nJason McIsaac<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Walter Gretzky Cups<\/th>\n1<\/strong> (2019)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
WGSHT Medals<\/th>\n\"\"\u00a01<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"\u00a03<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"\u00a00<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lady Ming Trophies<\/th>\n0<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Players<\/span><\/h2>\n

2025 WGSHT Roster<\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
#<\/th>\nNat<\/th>\nPlayer<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
5<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nDarren Slimming<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
5.9<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nBlake Martin<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
9<\/th>\n\"jam\"<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/td>\nNate Mortlock<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
12<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nZack West<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nKyle Bizier<\/a> (A)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
28<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nDawson Bizier<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
67<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nMike Zannet<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
76<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nJason McIsaac<\/a> (C)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
80<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nTyler Knapp<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
81<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nBrendan Bell<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
88<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nMark Kelso<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
00<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nMitch Benko<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
00<\/th>\n\"Canada\"<\/span><\/span><\/td>\nAngelo<\/a> (Goalie)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\"Yoga<\/h3>\n

Team Captains<\/span><\/h3>\n