Salsa Sharks

The Salsa Sharks are an international street hockey team and a proud member club of the VASHL.

The franchise was added as part of the 2016 expansion, which also included the Golgothans and the SModawa 37’s.

The team is based on a scene in Kevin Smith’s movie Clerks, where Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) takes a chip and stirs salsa as if it was a shark while commenting:

“Duh duh… duh duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh… Salsa shark! We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.”

The scene is a nod to one of Kevin Smith’s favorite films, Jaws.

They are also one of the six VASHL franchises that have participated in the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament, as well as the September Classic. In their inaugural year, the Salsa Sharks captured the Kevin Smith’s Buddy Christ Memorial Heart Trophy in 2016.

With their cinematic roots, spirited gameplay, and league-wide recognition, the Salsa Sharks remain a fan-favorite franchise in VASHL.

Contents

Salsa Sharks
Founded 2016
History Salsa Sharks
2016-present
View Askew Inspiration Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Clerks
Colors Blue lagoon, cadmium orange, oil grey-black and white
                   
Words We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Dun Dun
Sharks Swim Together!
Mascot Shark
Facebook Page Facebook.com/SalsaSharks
Captain Jody Simpson
Walter Gretzky Cups 0
WGSHT Medals  0
 2
 2
Lady Ming Trophies 0
Buddy Christ Memorial Heart Trophies 1 (2016)

Players

2025 WGSHT Roster

# Nat Player
10 Canada Brad Bomberry
11 Canada Alex Speers
12 Canada Ethan Adams
15 Canada Kyle Demaria (A) (Goalie)
22 Canada Jordan Tolton
69 Canada Chris Beaton
77 Canada Jody Simpson (C)
00 Canada David Wright
00 Canada Drew Howes (Goalie Backup)
00 Canada Jakob Bomberry
00 Canada Steve Walker
00 Canada Dawson Montague

Salsa Sharks Banner

Team Captains

WGSHT Team MVPs

YEAR PLAYER
2025 TBD
2024 Rob Tamilia
2023 Caleb Scicluna
2022 Kyle Demaria
2019
2018 Rob Tamilia
2017
2016

Photos

Team Logos

Team logo used from
2016-present
Shoulder patch
2016-present
Alternate logo
2016-present

Games

DateGameTime/ResultsTournamentYear
Gold Medal Game – 2025*Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2025
Semi Finals (2nd vs 3rd) – 2025Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2025
Quarter Finals (3rd vs 6th) – 2025Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2025
RR GAME 13 – 2025Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2025
RR GAME 9 – 2025Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2025
RR GAME 2 - 2025Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2025
Semi Finals (1st vs 4th) – 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
Quarter Finals (4th vs 5th) – 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
RR GAME 14 - 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
RR GAME 6 - 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
RR Game 1 - 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
Semi Finals (1st vs 4th) – 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
Quarter Finals (1st vs 8th) – 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
RR Game 9 - 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
RR Game 3 - 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
RR Game 2 - 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
Golgothans vs Salsa SharksSeptember Classic2022
Buddies vs Salsa SharksSeptember Classic2022
Salsa Sharks vs Yoga HosersSeptember Classic2022
Bronze Medal Game - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Semi Finals (1st vs 4th) - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Quarter Finals (2nd vs 7th) – 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Game 12 - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Game 5 - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Game 2 - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Semi Finals - 2nd vs 3rdSeptember Classic2019
Salsa Sharks vs Wally’s WarriorsSeptember Classic2019
Salsa Sharks vs VulgariansSeptember Classic2019
Game 14 - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Game 12 - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Game 2 - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Salsa Sharks vs Wally’s WarriorsSeptember Classic2018
Salsa Sharks vs VulgariansSeptember Classic2018
Mallrats vs Salsa SharksSeptember Classic2018
Salsa Sharks vs Moose JawsSeptember Classic2018
Championship - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Playoff Game 6 (Semi-Final) - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Playoff Game 3 (2v7) - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 14 - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 10 - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 1 - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
ChampionshipSeptember Classic2017
Semi Final 2 v 3September Classic2017
Moose Jaws vs Salsa SharksSeptember Classic2017
Salsa Sharks vs Wally’s WarriorsSeptember Classic2017
Eden Prairie Mallrats vs Salsa SharksSeptember Classic2017
Game 29 - 2017 (Championship Game)Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 28 - 2017 (Playoff Game - 2 vs 3)Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 24 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 14 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 12 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 4 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
FinalSeptember Classic2016
Semi-FinalSeptember Classic2016
Wally’s Warriors vs Salsa SharksSeptember Classic2016
Salsa Sharks vs Moose JawsSeptember Classic2016
Salsa Sharks vs Eden Prairie MallratsSeptember Classic2016
Game Twenty-One - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016
Game Thirteen - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016
Game Ten - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016
Game Four - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016

WGSHT Record

YEAR GP W L T OTL GF GA PLACE
2025 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 TBD
2024 5 3 2 0 0 14 21 4th
2023 5 4 1 0 0 41 5 3rd
2022 6 2 3 1 0 14 26 3rd (tie)
2019 3 1 2 0 0 7 16 12th
2018 6 5 1 0 0 53 12 2nd
2017 6 4 2 0 0 23 17 2nd
2016 4 2 1 1 0 20 11 5th
TOTAL 35 21 12 2 0 154 114  

September Classic Record

YEAR GP W L T OTL GF GA PLACE
2022 3 1 1 1 0 15 19 3rd
2019 3 1 2 0 0 10 11 3rd
2018 4 1 2 1 0 12 15 4th
2017 5 2 2 1 0 18 17 2nd
2016 5 3 1 1 0 23 14 1st
Total 20 8 8 4 0 78 76

Team History

Founded in 2016 by former LA Mings players Jody Simpson and Rob Tamilia, the Salsa Sharks quickly established themselves as a competitive force in VASHL’s tournament scene, blending street hockey, fandom, and cinematic absurdity into a one-of-a-kind franchise.

A founding member of the Salsa Sharks, Kyle Demaria was recruited to the team by his best friend, Rob Tamilia, and has since become one of the franchise’s most elite and versatile players. For over a decade, Demaria has been a key force on the rink, bringing both skill and leadership to the Sharks. His ability to seamlessly shift positions—even stepping in as goalie when needed—has proven invaluable, showcasing his depth and adaptability as a player. Since the team’s inception, Demaria has also served as an assistant captain, a trusted right-hand and advisor to longtime Sharks captain Jody Simpson, helping shape the team’s identity and competitive spirit in the VASHL.

The Salsa Sharks take direct inspiration from a memorable scene in Clerks, where Randal Graves (played by Jeff Anderson) stirs salsa with a chip, mimicking a shark’s movement, a nod to Kevin Smith’s deep love for Jaws, this moment became an iconic piece of Clerks humor, eventually inspiring the creation of a VASHL franchise that captured the essence of View Askew nostalgia.

The Salsa Sharks sport a vibrant and dynamic color scheme: blue teal, orange, grey-black, and white. Their imagery is directly inspired by Randal Graves’ parody of Jaws in Clerks, where he mimics a shark’s movement in salsa, leading to the team’s name and theme. The Salsa Sharks’ jerseys prominently feature shark motifs, reinforcing their connection to Kevin Smith’s humor and cinematic references. Their distinctive aqua color make them one of the most recognizable teams in VASHL.

Since 2019, the Salsa Sharks and the Bethlehem Buddies have been locked in one of VASHL’s most intense rivalries, sparked by the departure of Maxx Duda, a founding member of the Sharks, who left to form the Buddies. His decision fractured the original Sharks core, creating lasting competitive tension between the two teams. While the Buddies forged their own identity, the Sharks remained resolute, determined to remind Duda of the franchise he left behind. His longtime friend and fellow Sharks founder, Chris Beaton, refused to follow him, further deepening the divide between former allies. Every matchup between the Sharks and Buddies is charged with emotion, with each team battling fiercely to assert their dominance. Over the years, this rivalry has evolved into one of VASHL’s most compelling clashes, with each game adding another chapter to their ongoing battle.

The Salsa Sharks are one of the few VASHL franchises to compete in both the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament and the September Classic, a testament to their dedication to the game and their lasting presence in league history. While the Sharks have claimed two silver and two bronze medals at the WGSHT, their biggest triumph came in 2016, when they secured the Kevin Smith’s Buddy Christ Memorial Heart Trophy at the September Classic, earning their first championship title.

Blending Kevin Smith nostalgia, hockey passion, and a touch of cinematic absurdity, the Salsa Sharks are a franchise like no other—where street hockey meets fandom in the most unexpected way.

WGSHT Player Appearances with Salsa Sharks