Golgothans

The Golgothans are an international street hockey team. They are members of the VASHL.

The franchise was added as part of the 2016 expansion, which also included the Salsa Sharks and the SModawa 37’s.

The team is based on a scene in Kevin Smith’s movie 1999 film Dogma. The Golgothan – also referred to as a “shit demon” or “excremental” – is a vile creature composed of human excrement. It was brought into existence from the pain and misery of the people of Golgotha who were put to death by crucifixion and given form by the waste excreted by the victims upon death. Its stench is unbearable and can diminish a person’s will to fight, causing most to flee from it. In Dogma, the demon Azrael summoned a Golgothan to find and kill the Last Scion, Bethany Sloane. The monster failed thanks to the quick-thinking (or sheer dumb luck) of Silent Bob, who knocked the creature out with an aerosol.

 

 

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Golgothans
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Founded 2016
History Golgothans
2016-present
View Askew Inspiration Dogma
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Colors Zeus black, my sin yellow, café au lait french beige and white
                   
Words We are the shit!

Shit just got real.

Mascot The Golgothan
Facebook Page Facebook.com/pages/golgothans
Captain Gavin ap’Morrygan
Walter Gretzky Cups 0
WGSHT Medals  0
 0
 0
Lady Ming Trophies 1 (2017)

Players

2017 Roster

# Nat Player
3 Canada Joey McClatchey
9 United States of America Steven Colsanti
10 Canada Sam Loslo (Goalie)
27 United States of America Mike Driscoll
28 Canada Baka Job
37 United States of America Gavin ap’Morrygan (C)
68 Canada Joe Civiero
72 Canada Andrew McDonald
91 Canada Nick Civiero (A)
93 Canada Eric McCafferty
Canada Joe Mallette

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Team Captains

  • Gavin ap’Morrygan, 2016-present

Tournament-by-Tournament Record

YEAR GP W L T OTL GF GA PLACE
2017 4 1 2 1 0 10 19 10th
2016 4 0 4 0 0 5 26 12th
TOTAL 8 1 6 1 0 15 45  

Games

Team History

The Golgothans were introduced as an expansion team for the 2016 tournament. Led by the longtime Reaper, Gavin ap’Morrygan, they are always looking to make a splash.

Team Logos

golgothans_400x400 Golgothans Shoulder Patch Alan Rickman 1946 - 2016
Team logo used from 2016-present Shoulder patch 2016-present Alan Rickman Tribute Shoulder Patch 2016

Photos

 

All-Time Player Appearances with Golgothans

Nat Player Team Debut Tournament
Appearances
GP Notes
United States of America Gavin ap’Morrygan 2016 2 8 VASHL First 44
Team Captain: 2016-present
Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Steven Colsanti 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Canada  Joey McClatchey 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Canada  Joe Civiero 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Canada  Andrew McDonald 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Alt. Cap: 2016-
Canada Eric McCafferty 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Canada Sam Loslo 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Team Goalie: 2016-
Canada Nick Civiero 2016 2 4 Franchise Founding Member
Alt. Cap: 2016-
Canada Baka Job 2017 1 4
Canada Joe Mallette 2017 1 4
United States of America Mike Driscoll 2017 1 4
Canada Jason McGray 2016 1 4 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America James Elkins 2016 1 4 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Josh Claus 2016 1 4 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Mark Bell 2017 1 1 VASHL First 44
Canada 9
United States of America 6
Total 15