|The Hit Somebody! Hitmen are an international street hockey team. They were introduced to the VASHL as an expansion team for the 2015 tournament.
The team is based on Kevin Smith`s upcoming hockey drama-comedy based on the song “Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song)” by Warren Zevon. The song, which is about a hockey player famous for fighting in the rink, was co-written by Tuesdays With Morrie author Mitch Albom, who is working with Smith on the project.
The current logo and jersey, introduced in 2016, are based upon the character of Jay’s appearance in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
The team are the second franchise to use the name, after the original VASHL team (now known as the Eden Prairie Mallrats).
|12||Bill Wasielewski (C)|
|18||Steve “Tank” Chauby|
|22||Scott Paul Morgan|
|25||Frank Kupka (C)|
- Frank Kupka, 2017-present
- Bill Wasielewski, 2015-present
Hit Somebody! Hitmen Games
This franchise was founded by Bill Wasielewski in 2015 along with co-workers from upstate New York.
All-Time Player Appearances with Hit Somebody! Hitmen
|Bill Wasielewski||2015||3||12||Franchise Founding Member
Team Captain: 2015-present
|John Blando||2015||3||12||Franchise Founding Member|
|Frank Kupka||2015||3||12||Franchise Founding Member
Team Alternate Captain: 2015-present
|Andy Kulik||2015||3||12||Franchise Founding Member|
|Mike Ernest||2015||3||12||Franchise Founding Member|
|Steve Chauby||2015||3||12||Franchise Founding Member|
|Todd Troidl||2015||2||8||Franchise Founding Member|
|Jeff Such||2015||2||6||Franchise Founding Member
Team Goalie: 2015-present
|Jeremy Wasielewski||2015||1||4||Franchise Founding Member|
|Corey Pettis||2015||1||4||Franchise Founding Member|
|Mark Hunter||2015||1||4||Franchise Founding Member|
|Scott Paul Morgan||2017||1||4|
|Chad McCabe||2017||1||4||Team Goalie: 2017-|
|Jason Brill||2015||1||2||Franchise Founding Member
Team Goalie: 2015