SModawa 37’S

The SModawa Thirty-Seven’s, or 37’s, are an international street hockey team. They are members of the VASHL.

The franchise was added as part of the 2016 expansion, which also included the Salsa Sharks and the Golgothans.

The team is a parody mashup based on Kevin’s Smith podcast – SModcast, the Ottawa 67’s junior hockey team and a conversation between two characters in Kevin Smith’s film, Clerks:

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante…
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many? Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like… 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm… 37.
Dante Hicks: I’m 37?

Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

 

Contents

SModawa 37’s
Founded 2016
History SModawa Thirty-Seven’s
2016-present
View Askew Inspiration Clerks, SModcast
37's Jersey 2016
Colors Prussian blue, jewel green, gray chateau, endeavour blue and white
                        
Words We’re 37!?
Mascot Dante Hicks (Brian O’Halloran)
Captain Ryan Finn
Walter Gretzky Cups 0
WGSHT Medals  0
 0
 0
Lady Ming Trophies 0

Players

2017 Roster

# Nat Player
5 United States of America Todd DellaPenna
8 United States of America Pete “Guppy” Guppenberger
9 United States of America Keith Boardman
13 United States of America Gabe Abdella
14 United States of America Greg Yoder (A)
15 United States of America Brian Dwyer
19 United States of America Tim Pogo
21 United States of America Matt Gray
37 United States of America Ryan Finn (C)
39 United States of America Jason Buck (Goalie)
77 United States of America Eric Dickes
89 United States of America John Kirkwood

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Team Captains

  • Ryan Finn, 2016-present

Tournament-by-Tournament Record

YEAR GP W L T OTL GF GA PLACE
2017 4 2 2 0 0 18 15 8th
2016 4 2 0 2 0 17 7 4th
TOTAL 8 4 2 2 0 35 22  

Games

Team History

Coming soon

Team Logos

SMODAWA 37's Smodawa Shoulder Patch
Team logo used from 2016-present Shoulder patch 2016-present

Photos

 

All-Time Player Appearances with SModawa 37’s

Nat Player Team Debut Tournament
Appearances
GP Notes
United States of America Ryan Finn 2016 2 8 Team Captain: 2016-present
Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Greg Yoder 2016 2 8 Team Alt. Cap: 2016-present
Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Todd DellaPenna 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Matt Gray 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Jason Buck 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
Team Goalie 2016-present
United States of America Pete “Guppy” Guppenberger 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Gabe Abdella 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Tim Pogo 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Eric Dickes 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America John Kirkwood 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Keith Boardman 2016 2 8 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Brian Dwyer 2016 1 4
Canada 0
United States of America 12
United Kingdom 0
Total 12