View Askew Girls (V.A.G.)

The View Askew Girls, more commonly referred to as “The V.A.G.”, are an international street hockey team. They are members of the VASHL.

The franchise was added as part of the 2010 expansion which also included the Funployees and the LA Mings.

The team was endorsed and sponsored by Jennifer Schwalbach, wife of Kevin Smith.

 

Contents

View Askew Girls
View Askew Girls
Founded 2010
History View Askew Girls
2010-present
View Askew Inspiration Jennifer Schwalbach, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, View Askew Message Board
VAG Jersey
Colors Black, rose pink, silver sand grey and white
                   
Words Eat or be Eaten
Mascot Jen Schwalbach
Captain Amy Townsend
Walter Gretzky Cups 0
WGSHT Medals  0
 0
 0
Lady Ming Trophies 1 (2016)

Players

2017 Roster

# Nat Player
3 United States of America Suzanne Cafasso (Goalie)
5 Canada Regan Takacs
7 Canada May Guthro
12 Canada Kelly Blazek-England
18 Canada Melanie Hinde
27 Canada Melissa Chadwick
31 Canada Tammie Snider
33 Canada Ashley Bourguignon
37 United States of America Gavin ap’Morrygan
79 Canada Sandra Duyn (A)
99 Canada Amy Townsend (C)
Paige Gilbert

VAG Banner

Team Captains

  • Amy Townsend, 2016-present
  • KT CV, 2011-2015
  • KT CV and Grace Ultsch, 2010

Tournament-by-Tournament Record

YEAR GP W L T OTL GF GA PLACE
2017 4 0 4 0 0 4 27 13th
2016 4 2 2 0 0 7 14 8th
2015 4 0 4 0 0 14 27 10th
2014 4 0 3 1 0 3 44 8th
2013 3 0 3 0 0 5 25 6th
2012 3 0 2 1 0 9 29 6th
2011 3 0 3 0 0 9 30 7th
2010 3 0 3 0 0 3 27 7th
Total 28 2 25 1 0 56 223

Games

View Askew Girls (V.A.G.) Games

DateGameTime/Results

Team History

The View Askew Girls, more commonly known as the VAG, were conceived in 2009. They joined forces to play like a sexy Voltron for the first time in 2010. Their roster is often changing, but one thing stays constant:

THEY PLAY HOCKEY AND HAVE FUN!

After spectating in 2009, KT and Dawn thought it looked like a good time and decided to round up some friends to join the fray. They rallied together a team of eager ladies and gained sponsorship from one amazing Jen Schwalbach. In 2010, these bad ass chicks hit the rink in black and pink. Lots of bruises, blood and rocks to the eye later, they emerged from their first tourney weekend hungry for more. And more they got.

With a smaller (slightly scarred) but still supa hardcore roster, the VAG has played every year since. They have grabbed some ringers to fill out the team at times, but this year, in 2013, they once again have a full roster of ladies. The View Askew Girls are happy and proud to play in the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament.

Team Logos

OG View Askew Girls VAG Logo VAG Shoulder Patch
Team logo used from 2010-2014 Team logo 2015-present Shoulder Patch 2015-present

Photos

 

All-Time Player Appearances with V.A.G.

Nat Player Team Debut Tournament
Appearances
GP Notes
Canada Amy Townsend 2011 7 22 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada Sandra Duyn 2012 6 22 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
United States of America KT CV 2010 6 17 Franchise Founding Member
Team Captain: 2010-2015
Team Goalie: 2014-2015
United States of America Dawn Authier 2010 5 15 Franchise Founding Member
Team Goalie: 2010-14
Alt. Cap: 2010-14
United States of America Amy Cox-Douglass 2011 4 14
Canada Karen Thomson 2011 4 13
Canada Kelly Blazek-England 2015 3 12 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada May Guthro 2015 3 12  Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada Tammie Snider 2015 3 10 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada Ashley Bourguignon 2016 2 8 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada Melissa Chadwick 2016 2 8 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada Melanie Hinde 2016 2 8 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
United States of America Suzanne Cafasso 2014 2 7
Canada Julie Bell 2013 2 7
Canada Sarah Hernden 2013 2 7
United States of America Pauline Bell 2011 2 6
Canada Michelle Brunetti 2011 2 6
United States of America Laura Dobberstein 2010 2 6 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Susan Szanyi 2010 2 6 Franchise Founding Member
Canada Regan Takacs 2017 1 4
Canada Sarah Fuller 2016 1 4 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada  Kelly Blazek-England 2016 1 4 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada  Olivia Boudreau 2016 1 4 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Canada Paige Gilbert 2017 1 4
United States of America Bryce Erb 2016 1 4 Lady Ming Trophy Winner: 2016
Team Goalie: 2016
United States of America Gavin ap’Morrygan 2017 1 4 VASHL First 44
Team Goalie: 2016
Canada Candace Nelson Miller 2015 1 4
Canada Ashley Millard 2015 1 4
United States of America Charissa Adams 2011 1 3
United States of America Amanda Cavanaugh 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Addie Dunn 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
United Kingdom Gillian Frederick 2013 1 3
Canada Amanda French 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
Canada Malcolm Ingram 2011 1 3
Canada Isabelle Laroche 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Mandie Marron 2013 1 3
United States of America Tabitha Maxwell 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
Canada Annmarie Saunders 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
United States of America Grace Ultsch 2010 1 3 Franchise Founding Member
Team Captain: 2010
United States of America Karla Wenn 2012 1 3
United States of America 16
Canada 23
United Kingdom 1
Total 40