The Boardman Sucks Award is presented annually to he player who performs so well that their teammates insist they “suck” anyway, a VASHL tradition born from the legendary chirping surrounding Keith Boardman and now carried forward as a celebration of elite play wrapped in good‑natured mockery.
Past Winners
| YEAR | PLAYER | TEAM |
| 2026 | Keith Boardman | SModawa 37s / View Askew Vulgarians |
| 2025 | Keith Boardman | SModawa 37s / View Askew Vulgarians |
