| The Golgothans are an international street hockey team and member club of the VASHL.The franchise was added as part of the 2016 expansion, which also included the Salsa Sharks and the SModawa 37’s.
The team is based on a scene in Kevin Smith’s movie 1999 film Dogma. The Golgothan – also referred to as a “shit demon” or “excremental” – is a vile creature composed of human excrement. It was brought into existence from the pain and misery of the people of Golgotha who were put to death by crucifixion and given form by the waste excreted by the victims upon death. Its stench is unbearable and can diminish a person’s will to fight, causing most to flee from it. In Dogma, the demon Azrael summoned a Golgothan to find and kill the Last Scion, Bethany Sloane. The monster failed thanks to the quick-thinking (or sheer dumb luck) of Silent Bob, who knocked the creature out with an aerosol. As of 2019, they are also one of the six VASHL franchises that have participated in the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament, as well as the September Classic. Contents |
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2023 WGSHT Roster
| # | Nat | Player |
|---|---|---|
| 00 |  |
Lorenzo Scott Helmer (A) |
| 5 | |
Tim Seymour (C) |
| 10 | |
Sam Loslo (Goalie) |
| 11 | |
Matt Kennedy |
| 13 | |
Chris Seymour |
| 88 | |
Ryan Bernard |
| 00 | |
Scott Burger |
| 00 | |
John Smith |
| 00 | |
Mickey Evenden |
| 00 | |
Jesse Hertwig |
| 00 | |
Mark Sexsmith |
| 00 | |
Glen Chicken |
| 00 | |
Leroy Jenkins |
Team Captains
- Tim Seymour, 2020-present
- Steve Colsanti, 2019
- Jason McGray, 2018
- Gavin ap’Morrygan, 2016-2017
WGSHT Team MVPs
| YEAR | PLAYER |
| 2024 | MacKenzie Moncrieff |
| 2023 | Mark Sexsmith |
| 2022 | |
| 2019 | |
| 2018 | Joe Mallette |
| 2017 | |
| 2016 |
Team Logos
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| Team logo used from 2016-present |
Shoulder patch 2016-present |
Alan Rickman Tribute Patch 2016 |
Photos
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Games
WGSHT Record
| YEAR | GP | W | L | T | OTL | GF | GA | PLACE |
| 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10th |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 27 | 9th |
| 2019 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 14 | 10th |
| 2018 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 30 | 11th |
| 2017 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 19 | 10th |
| 2016 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 26 | 12th |
| TOTAL | 17 | 2 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 51 | 116 |
September Classic Record
| YEAR | GP | W | L | T | OTL | GF | GA | PLACE |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 20 | 4th |
| 2019 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 12 | 2nd |
| TOTAL | 7 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 32 |
Team History
The Golgothans were introduced as an expansion team for the 2016 tournament. Led by the longtime Reaper, Gavin ap’Morrygan, they are always looking to make a splash.
WGSHT Player Appearances with Golgothans
| Rank | Player | GP |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Sam Loslo | 17 |
| 2 | Tim Seymour | 16 |
| 3 |  Steven Colsanti | 14 |
| 4 | Andrew McDonald | 14 |
| 5 | Nick Civiero | 14 |
| 6 | Matt Kennedy | 10 |
| 7 | Chris Seymour | 10 |
| 8 | Lorenzo Scott Helmer | 9 |
| 9 | Joey McClatchey | 8 |
| 10 | Gavin ap’Morrygan | 8 |
| 11 | Joe Civiero | 8 |
| 12 | Eric McCafferty | 8 |
| 13 | Scott Burger | 7 |
| 14 | John Smith | 7 |
| 15 | Jesse Hertwig | 7 |
| 16 | Mark Sexsmith | 7 |
| 17 | Joe Mallette | 7 |
| 18 | Jason McGray | 7 |
| 19 | Mike Driscoll | 7 |
| 20 | Zack West | 6 |
| 21 | Jason McIsaac | 6 |
| 22 | Ryan Bernard | 6 |
| 23 | MacKenzie Moncrieff | 4 |
| 24 | AJ Gould | 4 |
| 25 | Lucas Biagioni | 4 |
| 26 | Josh Claus | 4 |
| 27 | James Elkins | 4 |
| 28 | Baka Job | 4 |
| 29 | Mickey Evenden | 3 |
| 30 | Mike Yates | 3 |
| 31 | Glen Chicken Rideout | 3 |
| 32 | Leroy Jenkins | 3 |
| 33 | Blake Martin | 3 |
| 34 | Andrew Mcmurtry | 3 |
| 35 | Brendan Clarke | 3 |
| 36 | Cj Wristen | 3 |
| 37 | Christopher Aylward | 3 |
| 38 | Sam Conley | 3 |
| 39 | Ben Donahue | 3 |
| 40 | Anthony Milosevic | 3 |
| 41 | Jonny Topic | 3 |