SModawa 37’S

The SModawa Thirty-Seven’s, or 37’s, are an international street hockey team and a member club of the VASHL.

The franchise was added as part of the 2016 expansion, which also included the Salsa Sharks and the Golgothans.

The team is a parody mashup based on Kevin Smith’s podcast – SModcast, the Ottawa 67’s junior hockey team, and a conversation between two characters in Kevin Smith’s film, Clerks.

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante…
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many? Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like… 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm… 37.
Dante Hicks: I’m 37?
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

Contents

SModawa 37’s
Founded 2016
History SModawa Thirty-Seven’s
2016-present
View Askew Inspiration Clerks, SModcast
Colors Prussian blue, salem green, gray chateau, endeavour blue and white
                        
Words We’re 37?
In a row?
Boardman Sucks!
Mascot Snowball
Mascot Dante Hicks (Brian O’Halloran)
Captain Ryan Finn
Walter Gretzky Cups 0
WGSHT Medals  0
 0
 2
Lady Ming Trophies 1 (2024)

Players

2024 Roster

# Nat Player
4 United States of America Brandon Gillian
6 United States of America Todd DellaPenna (A)
7 United States of America Mark Ricapeto
8 United States of America Pete “Guppy” Guppenberger
9 United States of America Keith Boardman
14 United States of America Greg Yoder (A)
15 United States of America Brian Dwyer
17 United States of America Derek Wetzel
27 United States of America Rob Green
25 United States of America Joey Lamacchia
37 United States of America Ryan Finn (C)

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Team Captains

WGSHT Team MVPs

YEAR PLAYER
2024 Joey Lamacchia
2023 “The Twins”; Derek Wetzel and Dominic Koehler
2022 Brian Dwyer
2019  
2018 John Kirkwood
2017  
2016  

Photos

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Team Logos

SMODAWA 37's
Team logo used from
2016-present
Alternate “Snowball” logo
2016-present

Games

DateGameTime/ResultsTournamentYear
RR GAME 15 - 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
RR GAME 11 - 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
RR Game 3 - 2024Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2024
Quarter Finals (3rd vs 6th) – 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
RR Game 15 - 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
RR Game 11 - 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
RR Game 7 - 2023Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2023
Bronze Medal Game - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Semi Finals (2nd vs 3rd) - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Quarter Finals (3rd vs 6th) – 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Game 15 - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Game 9 - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Game 8 - 2022Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2022
Playoff Game 8 (Third Place Game) - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Playoff Game 6 (Semi-Final GM3v4) - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Playoff Game 4 (4v5) - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Game 22 - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Game 8 - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Game 3 - 2019Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2019
Playoff Game 4 (4v5) - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 13 - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 9 - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 7 - 2018Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2018
Game 25 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 14 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 10 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game 5 - 2017Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2017
Game Twenty - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016
Game Thirteen - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016
Game Eight - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016
Game Two - 2016Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament2016

WGSHT Record

YEAR GP W L T OTL GF GA PLACE
2024 3 0 2 1 0 13 21 9th
2023 4 1 3 0 0 17 19 6th
2022 6 3 1 2 0 22 18 3rd (tie)
2019 6 3 2 1 0 26 22 3rd (tie)
2018 4 2 2 0 0 27 20 6th
2017 4 2 2 0 0 18 15 8th
2016 4 2 0 2 0 17 7 4th
TOTAL 31 13 12 6 0 140 122  

Team History

The team was formed by longtime Vulgarian, Keith Boardman, along with friends of his from Upstate New York.

WGSHT Player Appearances with SModawa 37’s