SModawa 37’S

The SModawa Thirty-Seven’s, or 37’s, are an international street hockey team and a member club of the VASHL.

The franchise was added as part of the 2016 expansion, which also included the Salsa Sharks and the Golgothans.

The team is a parody mashup based on Kevin Smith’s podcast – SModcast, the Ottawa 67’s junior hockey team, and a conversation between two characters in Kevin Smith’s film, Clerks.

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante…
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many? Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like… 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm… 37.
Dante Hicks: I’m 37?
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

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