“Kaboom, you little stoner fucks!” – Chrissy
1. Dave Mader (C)
2. Melissa Chadwick (Goalie)
3. Alex Speers
4. Brendan Muise
5. Jordan Rhind
6. Josh Foster
7. Justin Biehn
8. Maxx Duda
9. Nick Civiero
10. Zack West
11. Ryan Verdone
| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Sissy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 29 | 15 | 14 |
| 2 |  Boo Boo Kitty F*** | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 21 | -4 |
| 3 | Chrissy | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 28 | -4 |
| 4 |  Missy | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 23 | -6 |
