“You really let me down, Justice. Throwing it all away for a little stoner with bad pronunciation.” – Sissy
1. Chris Seymour (C)
2. Rob Tamilia (Goalie)
3. Cameron Cochrane
4. Dylan Wood
5. Jason McIsaac
6. John Blando
7. Jordan King
8. Kyle Demaria
9. Ryan Townsend
10. Michael Scott
| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sissy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 29 | 15 | 14 |
| 2 |  Boo Boo Kitty F*** | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 21 | -4 |
| 3 |  Chrissy | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 28 | -4 |
| 4 |  Missy | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 23 | -6 |
