| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Buddies | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 36 | 19 |
| 2 |  Yoga Hosers | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 32 | 18 |
| 3 |  Salsa Sharks | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 41 | 5 |
| 4 |  Zombies | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 31 | 13 |
| 5 |  Mallrats | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 26 |
| 6 |  37's | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 19 |
| 7 |  Tigers | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 29 |
| 8 |  Vulgarians | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 31 |
| 9 |  Mings | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 26 |
| 10 |  Golgothans | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 30 |
Award Winners
The Mooby Award
Awarded to the league’s most valuable player.
Claude Williams
Grace’s Tigers
The Jay Award
Awarded to the player who has the most awesome beautiful hair.
Tim Seymour
Golgothans
The Silent Bob, Silent Burn Award
Awarded to the player with the worst sunburn.
Thomas Penninga
Salsa Sharks
The Clarke-Simpson Memorial Award
Awarded to the player who utilized the cleverest smack talking on the court (without getting vicious).
Patty Sager
Grace’s Tigers
The Kill Bill Kid Award
Awarded to the player who sustains the greatest injury during the WGSHT tournament.
Justin Gash
Yoga Hosers
The Suzanne Award
Awarded to the player deemed the greatest party animal during the WGSHT tournament.
Benny Graves
Eden Prairie Mallrats
The Elias Award
Awarded to the “rookie of the year” at the WGSHT tournament.
Scott Burger and Glen Chicken
Golgothans
Team MVPs for 2023
- Bethlehem Buddies: Josh Cordery
- Eden Prairie Mallrats: Jordan King
- Golgothans: Mark Sexsmith
- Grace’s Tigers: Claude Williams
- LA Mings: Dave Lafayette
- Monroeville Zombies: Brent Crispin
- Salsa Sharks: Caleb Scicluna
- SModawa 37s: “The Twins”; Derek Wetzel and Dominic Koehler
- View Askew Vulgarians: Keith Boardman
- Yoga Hosers: Kyle Bizier
