| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Zombies | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 50 | 11 |
| 2 |  Yoga Hosers | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 36 | 18 |
| 3 |  Buddies | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 31 | 14 |
| 4 |  Salsa Sharks | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 14 | 21 |
| 5 |  Mings | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 25 |
| 6 |  Mallrats | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 20 |
| 7 |  Golgothans | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 22 |
| 8 |  Tigers | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 31 |
| 9 |  37's | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 21 |
| 10 |  Vulgarians | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 24 |
Bethlehem Buddies
Award Winners
The Mooby Award
Awarded to the league’s most valuable player.
Kevin Millard
Monroeville Zombies
The Jay Award
Awarded to the player who has the most awesome beautiful hair.
Benny Graves
Eden Prairie Mallrats
The Silent Bob, Silent Burn Award
Awarded to the player with the worst sunburn.
Dave Mader and Chris Chartrand
Eden Prairie Mallrats and Monroeville Zombies
The Clarke-Simpson Memorial Award
Awarded to the player who utilized the cleverest smack talking on the court (without getting vicious).
Maxx Duda
Bethlehem Buddies
The Kill Bill Kid Award
Awarded to the player who sustains the greatest injury during the WGSHT tournament.
Jordan Tolton
Salsa Sharks
The Suzanne Award
Awarded to the player deemed the greatest party animal during the WGSHT tournament.
Claude Williams
Grace’s Tigers
The Elias Award
Awarded to the “rookie of the year” at the WGSHT tournament.
Jordan Tolton
Salsa Sharks
Team MVPs for 2024
- Bethlehem Buddies: Jordan Rhind
- Eden Prairie Mallrats: Russell Collins
- Golgothans: MacKenzie Moncrieff
- Grace’s Tigers: Claude Williams
- LA Mings: David Kanis
- Monroeville Zombies: Kevin Millard
- Salsa Sharks: Rob Tamilia
- SModawa 37s: Joey Lamacchia
- View Askew Vulgarians: Keith Boardman
- Yoga Hosers: Dwayne Martin
