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The Silent Bob, Silent Burn Award

The Silent Bob, Silent Burn Award is presented annually at the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament to the unfortunate player who suffers the worst sunburn during the event. Whether from forgetting to reapply sunscreen, underestimating the blazing sun, or simply spending too much time on the court, this infamous honor recognizes those who leave the tournament not just with battle scars—but with a fiery red glow to match.

Named in reference to Silent Bob, the beloved Kevin Smith character, the award embraces the tournament’s unique mix of humor, pain, and camaraderie, proving that in VASHL, even the worst sunburns can be worn with pride.

Past Winners

YEAR PLAYER TEAM
2025 Ryan Finn SModawa 37s
2024

Dave Mader

Chris Chartrand

Eden Prairie Mallrats

Monroeville Zombies

2023 Thomas Penninga Salsa Sharks
2022

Ryan Finn

Chris “Shaggy” Vasilas

SModawa 37s

LA Mings

2019 Alex Speers Salsa Sharks
2018

Maxx Duda

Pj Fulsom

Salsa Sharks

Clerks

2017 Keith Boardman View Askew Vulgarians / SModawa 37’s
2016 Jaemeel Robinson Funployees
2015 Kevin Millard Monroeville Zombies