| The View Askew Vulgarians are an international street hockey team and one of the Original Four members clubs of the VASHL, along with the Leonardo Reapers, Monroeville Zombies and Puck U.
The creative origins of the team can be traced back to 1993. When Kevin Smith first founded View Askew Productions he asked a close friend, Walter Flanagan, to design a logo for the company. The result was Vulgar – a clown with 5 o’clock shadow in women’s lingerie and platform pumps. The Vulgarians name and hockey jersey was first seen in the 1995 film Mallrats worn by the Fan-Boy Walt character (played by Walter Flanagan) and in the Soul Asylum ‘Can’t Even Tell‘ music video. The 2000 film Vulgar, written and directed by Bryan Johnson, used a version of the clown character as the central protagonist. The View Askew Vulgarians hold two Walter Gretzky Cup championships, placing them among the most decorated franchises in VASHL history. The Vulgarians also hold a special place in VASHL history as the very first winners of the cup, capturing the inaugural championship in 2009. Their early success helped establish them as a cornerstone of the VASHL from the very beginning. The Vulgarians are one of a few VASHL franchises that have competed in both the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament and the September Classic, reinforcing their long-standing presence in league tradition. Their dedication and passion were recognized when they captured the Kevin Smith’s Buddy Christ Memorial Heart Trophy in 2019. The Vulgarians remain a dominant force in league tradition, boasting the most medals of any VASHL franchise, with eight podium finishes recorded. Contents |
Players
2025 Roster
| # | Nat | Player |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jim McCutcheon (Goalie) | |
| 7 | Mike McCutcheon (A) | |
| 9 | |
Owen West |
| 19 | Keith Boardman (A) | |
| 21 | |
Kate Lockley |
| 22 | |
Darryl Clarke (C) |
| 27 | |
Jake Townsend |
| 34 | |
Scott West |
| 35 | |
Trevor Cherewka |
| 99 | Amy Townsend | |
| 00 | |
Taylor Savage |

Team Captains
- Darryl Clarke, 2022-
- Michael McCutcheon, 2009-2019
WGSHT Team MVPs
| YEAR | PLAYER |
| 2025 | Jake Townsend |
| 2024 | Keith Boardman |
| 2023 | Keith Boardman |
| 2022 | Keith Boardman |
| 2019 | |
| 2018 | Jerry VanSickle |
| 2017 | |
| 2016 | |
| 2015 | Tony D’Amico |
| 2014 | Keith Boardman |
Photos
Team Logos
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| Team logo used from 2009-present |
Alternate logo 2015-present |
Games
WGSHT Record
| YEAR | GP | W | L | T | OTL | GF | GA | PLACE |
| 2025 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 32 | 7th |
| 2024 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 24 | 10th |
| 2023 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 31 | 8th |
| 2022 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 26 | 6th |
| 2019 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 15 | 11th |
| 2018 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 26 | 7th |
| 2017 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 14 | 7th |
| 2016 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 12 | 3rd |
| 2015 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 11 | 2nd |
| 2014 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 33 | 12 | 3rd |
| 2013 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 16 | 2nd |
| 2012 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 8 | 3rd |
| 2011 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 8 | 1st |
| 2010 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 23 | 16 | 3rd |
| 2009 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 19 | 1st |
| Total | 57 | 30 | 24 | 2 | 1 | 317 | 270 |
September Classic Record
| YEAR | GP | W | L | T | OTL | GF | GA | PLACE |
| 2019 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 10 | 1st |
| 2018 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 12 | 2nd |
| Total | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 35 | 22 |
Team History
The View Askew Vulgarians are one of the founding pillars of the VASHL, standing proudly among the Original Four franchises that helped define the league’s competitive and cultural identity.
The team boasts a bold and striking color scheme—white, scarlet red, and black—paired with imagery inspired by Vulgar the Clown, a character first designed by Walter Flanagan in 1993 as the logo for View Askew Productions. This design reinforces their deep connection to Kevin Smith’s View Askewniverse while fully embracing their unapologetic, in-your-face aesthetic. Their vivid colors, iconic mascot, and fearless approach to edgy jersey design have always made them one of the most distinct and recognizable teams in the VASHL.
Founded as one of the Original Four VASHL teams, the View Askew Vulgarians have remained a dominant force in the league since its inception. When Kevin Smith’s Puck U team entered the 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament in 2009, they brought the Vulgarians, Monroeville Zombies, and Leonardo Reapers with them, forming the first-ever VASHL teams. The Vulgarians quickly established themselves as the strongest team, securing the inaugural VASHL Cup with a dominant performance.
The Vulgarians’ original captain, Mike McCutcheon, was a longtime member of Kevin Smith’s View Askew message board, personally hand-picked by Kevin to lead the team. For ten years, Mike guided the franchise with dedication and leadership, shaping its identity as one of the premier teams in the VASHL. Alongside Mike, his brother James “Artist Jim” McCutcheon became the team’s longtime goaltender, earning recognition for his iconic “Vulgar the Clown” goalie mask, a striking piece of VASHL history that has been featured in media outlets numerous times. His presence between the pipes cemented his legacy as one of the most memorable netminders in the league’s history.
Joining the McCutcheon brothers was Tom Tyrell, better known as “Mott“, another Philadelphia native who helped shape the team’s early foundation. They were joined by Canadians Darryl Clarke and Paul Saunders, key figures who added their own leadership and competitive fire to the Vulgarians’ roster. Also rounding out this original lineup were the Santiago brothers from Buffalo, NY — TJ and Angel, whose skill and intensity helped push the team to new heights in its formative years.
Keith Boardman has long been the cornerstone of the View Askew Vulgarians, cementing his status as one of VASHL’s all-time greats. Originally slated to play in the 2009 Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament, Boardman was unable to make his debut that year, but when he officially joined the Vulgarians in 2010, he wasted no time in proving his dominance on the rink. His skill, leadership, and relentless competitive drive quickly made him the face of the franchise. In 2013, when VASHL introduced the Most Valuable Player Award, known as “The Mooby”, Boardman became its first-ever recipient, a testament to his impact on the league. Nearly a decade later, in 2022, he once again claimed the prestigious honor, becoming the only player to win the award twice. His legacy as a Vulgarians legend and one of VASHL’s most decorated players continues to shape the league’s history.
The Vulgarian’s early success continued in 2011, when they became the first-ever two-time VASHL Cup champions, proving their ability to remain at the top even as the league expanded to include teams like the Red State Raiders, LA Mings, View Askew Girls, and Funployees.
In a thrilling semifinal matchup, the Vulgarians faced off against the Hit Somebody! Hitmen (who later became the Eden Prairie Mallrats), but despite their momentum, they fell in a hard-fought 10-round shootout, marking the end of their 2012 campaign. This dramatic moment kicked off a long-standing rivalry between the two teams, setting the stage for years of competition that continues to this day.
The 2013 Walter Gretzky Cup final marked a defining moment in the rivalry between the View Askew Vulgarians and the newly formed Eden Prairie Mallrats, a team that had evolved from the Hit Somebody! Hitmen just a year prior. Having suffered a heartbreaking shootout loss to the Hitmen in the 2012 semifinals, the Vulgarians entered the 2013 championship game determined to settle the score. For the first half of the game, the battle was intense, with both teams pushing the pace and trading scoring chances. However, as the game wore on, the Mallrats pulled away, ultimately securing victory in the midst of a relentless downpour. The rain only added to the chaotic, dramatic atmosphere, cementing the match as one of the most memorable finals in VASHL history. Although the final result wasn’t as close as the early moments suggested, the Vulgarians’ quest for redemption fueled a rivalry that would persist for years to come, ensuring that every future showdown carried the weight of their past battles and unfinished business
In 2015, the View Askew Vulgarians came painfully close to capturing their third Walter Gretzky Cup championship, only to have their hopes crushed in a dramatic final round-robin matchup. That same year, the Vulgarians welcomed a notable new addition to their roster: Ted Mader, father of Mallrats captain Jeff Mader and uncle of Stephen Noddin. His presence added an intriguing family connection to the rivalry, further intertwining the history of the two franchises. With the tournament following a straight round-robin format—no playoffs—every game was critical, and the title would go to the team with the best record. Heading into their fourth and final game, the Vulgarians needed only a tie against the Eden Prairie Mallrats to claim the championship. But Stephen Noddin had other plans. Delivering a clutch hat trick, he led the Mallrats to a stunning 3-2 comeback victory, erasing the Vulgarians’ 2-0 lead and dealing them a heartbreaking loss that officially ended their title hopes. Adding salt to the wound, the loss meant the Walter Gretzky Cup would instead go to Wally’s Warriors, who secured the best overall record. Fortunately for some, several Vulgarians players were also members of Wally’s Warriors that year, allowing them to win a championship anyway, even if it wasn’t under the Vulgarians banner.
Following the COVID-19 pandemic, Darryl Clarke, McCutcheon’s longtime second-in-command and the Commissioner of VASHL, stepped up as the new captain of the Vulgarians, ensuring the team’s continued presence and competitive legacy in the league. With Clarke at the helm, the Vulgarians remain a cornerstone of VASHL, carrying forward the traditions established by its founding members.
Their ability to dominate early, adapt to expansion, and build a lasting tradition of success has made them one of the most respected and celebrated teams in the league. In VASHL, the term “winner” is synonymous with Vulgarian—a name that represents skill, resilience, and championship pedigree.



















































